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• Matz's Rule Regarding Medications: A drug is a substance that, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report.
• drug, n: A substance that, when injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper.
• Drug: any substance which, when injected into a laboratory animal, produces a publication.
• A new report suggests that men and women experience pain very differently from one another, and that doctors should consider these differences when prescribing pain medications.
  When researchers administered the same dosage of kappa opioids ....
• Natural Product: A substance that earns organic chemists fame and glory when they manage to systhesize it with great difficulty, while Nature gets no credit for making it with great ease.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• When is a mouse a rat? When it eats memory!
• Humour is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse. -- William Gilbe
• Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse." -- William Gilbe