Murphy's Third Law For Wives: Whatever Arrangement You Make For The Division Of Household Duties, Your Husband's Job Will Be Easier.

Murphy's Third Law For Wives: Whatever Arrangement You Make For The Division Of Household Duties, Your Husband's Job Will Be Easier.

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Murphy's Third Law for Wives: Whatever arrangement you make for
the division of household duties, your husband's job will be
easier.

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