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• Second Law for Freelance Artists: All rush jobs are due the same day.
• First Law for Freelance Artists: A high paying rush job comes in only after you've committed to a low paying rush job.
• Murphy's Third Law for Wives: Whatever arrangement you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier.
• Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer!
  I've won the lottery! Employer: Well, who needs employees?...
• Farber's Second Law A hand in the bush is worth two anywhere else.
   Farber's Third Law We're all going down the same road in different directions....
• The time taken up by a meeting will always be at least 5 times the time needed by the secretary to do the job.
  -- Secretary's rule of meeting...
• Saturday night in Toledo Ohio, Is like being nowhere at all, All through the day how the hours rush by, You sit in the park and you watch the grass die.
  -- John Denver, "Saturday Night in Toledo Ohio...
• Saturday night in Toledo Ohio, Is like being nowhere at all, All through the day how the hours rush by, You sit in the park and you watch the grass die.
  -- John Denver, Saturday Night in Toledo Ohio...