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• Nothing is ever so bad it can't be made worse by firing the coach. -- Murray's Rule of Football
• The people don't take baths and they don't speak English.
  No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?...
• A free agent is anything but. -- Murray's Rule of Basketball
• Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't. -- Murray's Rule
• Murray's Rule: Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.
• Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius.
  A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. -- Former quarterback Joe Theisma...
• The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
  -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analy...
• Whatever can go to New York, will. -- Murray's Rule of Baseball
• The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
  -- Lou Holtz (American football coach)...