Related:

• Murray's Rule of Football: The wrong quarterback is the one who's in there.
• Gattuso's Extension of Murphy's Law: Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.
• Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse. -- Gattuso's Extension of Murphy's Law
• Whatever can go to New York, will. -- Murray's Rule of Baseball
• How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he gets 3 hours of credit for it. (or the Heisman, if Barry Switzer can get enough Alumni support for it) Note...
• Nothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a bad example.
• Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
  -- Duffy Daugherty , football coach and sports analyst`...
• There is never a day so bad that tomorrow couldn't be worse.
• No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always serve as a bad example, or the exception that proves the rule (but only if it is the first experiment in the series).
  -- Futility Facto...