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• Successful research attracts bigger grants, making further research impossible.
  -- Parkinson's Law for Medical Research...
• Enough research will tend to support your theory. -- Murphy's Law of Research
• Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.
• How many law professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant....
• What's the difference between a 4 year research grant and a 4 year athletic scholarship?
  The athletic scholarship comes with a grant of immunity....