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  Just one, but once we get tenure, we don't change anymore....
• How many university professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it....
• How many Poles -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!...
• How many University of Chicago Economics professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. If the bulb needed fixing the market would have done it....
• How many Professors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None...what do you think their graduate students are for?...
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many academics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. That's what research students are for....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?...
• How many paranoids -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  JUST EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? HUH? HUH?...