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Bromberg's First Law Of Auto Repair: When The Need Arises, The Tool Or Object Closest To You Becomes A Hammer.
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Bromberg's First Law of Auto Repair: When the need arises, the
tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.
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1. When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.
2. No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end up covered with grease and motor oil....
Bromberg's Second Law of Auto Repair: No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end up covered with grease and motor oil.
Johnson's First Law of Auto Repair Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll under the car to the vehicle's exact geographic center.
Campbell's First Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get to the faulty part, you won't have the tool to get it off.
You need a bigger hammer. -- Paul's Second Law
Law of Annoyance: When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.
1. If you can get to the faulty part, you don't have the tool to get it off.
2. If you can get the part off, the parts house will have it back-ordered....
When the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to treat everything as if it were a nail.
-- Abraham Maslow...
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail.