Related:

• Campbell's Second Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get the part off, the parts house will have it back ordered.
• 1. If you can get to the faulty part, you don't have the tool to get it off.
  2. If you can get the part off, the parts house will have it back-ordered....
• Bromberg's First Law of Auto Repair: When the need arises, the tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.
• 1. When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.
  2. No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end up covered with grease and motor oil....
• Our water pressure is so low, you have to run around in the shower to get wet. -- Peter Campbell
• The ABCs of Appliance Repair: a) At the first sign of electrical or mechanical trouble, gently wipe the outside of the appliance with a damp cloth.
  This should correct the problem. b) If that doesn't work, don't do anything....
• Hartley's First Law You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back you've got something.