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• If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
  If you do write, you will receive your order before your tacky letter reaches the company....
• Never write a letter when you are angry. -- Chinese Proverb
• Never write a letter while you are angry. Chinese Proverb
• P.S. If you don't receive this letter, it must have miscarried
  therefore I beg you to write and let me know....
• You know you are not on a first name basis with the organizers when you receive your mail from Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes and the letter begi
  Dear Mr. Scumbag....
• You will receive money for nothing, and your chicks for free.
• P.S. If you do not receive this, of course it must have been miscarried
  therefore I beg you to write and let me know. -- Sir Boyle Roche...
• Never send a letter requesting information to an editor unless you expect to receive a prolix letter in return.
  -- Robert Cook...
• In order to write about life, first you must live it! -- Ernest Hemingway