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• If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
  If you do write, you will receive your order before your tacky letter reaches the company....
• Savignano's Mail-Order Law: If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
  If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination....
• creen: "Second season"] Homer: [disguising his voice] Hello, my name is Mr.
  Burns. I believe you have a letter for me....
• Dear Sally. In response to you letter of December the 12th 1966, me favourite colour is blue, and me real first name is Richard.
  Thanks for the snapshot. You're a real cute bird....
• Homer: [trying to disguise his voice] Hello, my name is Mr.
  Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Postal Clerk...
• If you want to know your true opinion of someone, watch the effect produced in you by the first sight of a letter from him.
  -- Arthur Schopenhaue...
• Mr. Jones related an incident from "some time back" when IBM Canada Ltd.
  of Markham, Ont., ordered some parts from a new supplier in Japan....
• Extract from Official Sweepstakes Rules: NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE To claim your prize without purchase, do the following
  (a) Carefully cut out your computer-printed name and address from upper right hand corner of the Prize Claim Form....