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• Envelopes and stamps which don't stick when you lick them will stick to other things when you don't want them to.
  -- Fourth Law of Office Murphology...
• Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
  -- Fifth Law of Office Murphology...
• Murphy's Law of the Office: Copying machines mangle only important documents.
  Corollary: If a machine goes wild and runs off 180 copies, it will do so only when you are copying a personal letter....
• Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle. -- Yeager's Law
• The Post Office is being run like NOBODYS business.
• The following is a memo from the business manager of Valu-Mart stores.
  "Over 70 percent of the respondents to a recent survey reported that they are required to take more work home with them from the workplace than they were in the past....
• Throwing Windows Out The Window The Federal Bureau Of Missing Socks has banned the use of Microsoft Windows and Office on all employee computers.
  But don't get too excited; they aren't going to replace them with Linux....
• First Law of Office Murphology: Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
  Corollary: Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it....
• Yeager's Law: Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle.
  Corollary: All breakdowns occur on the plumber's day off....