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• Telesco's Second Law of Nursing: There are two kinds of adhesive tape
  he one that won't stay on and the one that won't come off....
• What is tolerance? It is the consequence of humanity.
  We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly- that is the first law of nature....
• What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity.
  We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature....
• The end crowns all, And that old common arbitrator, Time, Will one day end it.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Troilus and Cressida -- Act iv, Sc. 5...
• They say that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. That's not as bad as it sounds, considering that the other 50% end in death.
• Order is heaven's first law; and this confest, Some are, and must be, greater than the rest, More rich, more wise
  but who infers from hence That such are happier, shocks all common sense....
• Other people's tools work only in other people's yards.
  -- Jane Bryant Quinn -- The First Law of Gardening...
• The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV
• The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV