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• In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
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• A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse! -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI
• Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. -- Robin William
• The better part of valor is discretion. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV
• Is not this a lamentable thing, that of the skin of an innocent lamb should be made parchment?
  hat parchment, being scribbled o'er, should undo a man?...
• Official National Anthem Of The Geek Paradise Of Humorixia (first verse) I got this bark letter the other day, "Stop using our trademark or you will pay".
  I said "Ha" and threw it in the trash, Oh but then those lawyers got very rash, Lawsuits, subpoenas, the accusations came, All their attacks were truly lame, They said, "You've committed quite a sin!...
• Official National Anthem Of The Geek Paradise Of Humorixia (second verse, abridged) Patents, copyrights, and trademarks, Those evil lawyers are worse than sharks.
  We can't escape their vice-like grip, We're slaves to their class-action whip, We all must fight this evil abomination, Join together and strive for world domination!...