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White's Chappaquidick Theorem: The Sooner And In More Detail You Announce The Bad News, The Better.
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White's Chappaquidick Theorem: the sooner and in more detail you
announce the bad news, the better.
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White's Chappaquidick Theorem The sooner and in more detail you announce bad news, the better.
The sooner and in more detail you announce the bad news, the better.
More people died at Chappaquidick than at 3-mile island.
Professor: While you were gone the Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker.
Green's Theorem prov. [TMRC] For any story, in any group of people there will be at least one person who has not heard the story.
A refinement of the theorem states that there will be exactly one person (if there were more than one, it wouldn't be as bad to re-tell the story)....
Michehl's Theorem Less is more.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up!