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• All major production changes will be requested when assembly is nearly complete.
  -- The RPCISPE's Ninth Universal Law...
• Murphy's Law never fails except when you try to demonstrate it. -- Walter J. Crowell
• Actors should be overheard, not listened to, and the audience is fifty percent of the performance.
  -- Shirley Booth...
• The main difference between a child and parent is that when a child feels like he or she should run away from home, the child says this out loud.
• Burns: Hello, I'm Montgomery Burns. Homer: Aah! Bu
  Now then, I'm looking for a suitable young male heir to leave my fortune to when I pass away -- my vast, vast, _vast_ fortune....
• I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else .
  .. I was not a Child Prodigy, because a Child Prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up....
• When you use your brain it's a violation of the child-labor law. -- Joe E. Lewi