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• If you are sure what you do will meet with everyone's approval, somebody won't like it.
  -- Chisholm, Third Law, Corollary 2...
• Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 2: If you do something which you are sure will meet with everyone's approval, somebody won't like it.
• Chisholm's Third Law Proposals, as understood by the proposer, will be judged otherwise by others.
  Corollary 1: If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will....
• If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
  -- Chisholm, Third Law, Corollary 1...
• Chisholm's Second Corollary: If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
• Murphy's (First) Corollary: Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
• Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
  -- Murphy's Law Corollary 6...
• If you try to please everybody, somebody is not going to like it. -- Donald Rumsfeld
• Chisholm's Law of Human Interaction Anytime things appear to be going better you have overlooked something.