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  -- Zadra's Law of Biomechanic...
• Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
• Sweeney's Law: The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
• Thom's Law of Marital Bliss: The length of the marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.
• McGoon's Law The probability of winning is inversely proportional to the amount of the wager.
• Firmness of delivery dates is inversely proportional to tightness of schedule.
  -- Robin's Law of Delivery...
• The immediate visibility of an object is inversely proportional to the importance of finding it.
  -- The Law of Inverse Visibility...
• The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
  -- Sweeney's Law...
• The opulence of the front office is inversely proportional to the fundamental solvency of the organization.
  -- Law of Institutio...