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The Severity Of The Itch Is Inversely Proportional To The Reach And Directly Proportional The Social Impropriety Of Scratching That Area.
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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach and
directly proportional the social impropriety of scratching that area.
-- Zadra's Law of Biomechanics
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