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• PAINTING, n. The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
  Formerly, painting and sculpture were combined in the same work...
• When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality.
  -- Al Capone...
• When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality.
  -- Al Capone...
• Trespassers, eh?" -farmer "No, sir. We're amusement park patrons.
  Fry "Oooh, that's a wicked sinful place. Tilt-a-whirl's okay, but the rest is mighty wicked....
• The combined IQ of a committee is the sum of the IQs of the individuals, divided by the speed of light.
• On the other hand, it is impossible for a cube to be written as a sum of two cubes or a fourth power to be written as a sum of two fourth powers o
  in general, for any number which is a power greater than the second to be written as a sum of two like powers....
• The number any answer may be multiplied to make it correct. -- Tillman's Consta