PAINTING, N. The Art Of Protecting Flat Surfaces From The Weather And Exposing Them To The Critic.

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PAINTING, n. The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and
exposing them to the critic.
Formerly, painting and sculpture were combined in the same work:
the ancients painted their statues. The only present alliance between
the two arts is that the modern painter chisels his patrons.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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