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• If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.
  -- Femo's Law of Automotive Engine Repairing...
• Campbell's First Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get to the faulty part, you won't have the tool to get it off.
• Campbell's Second Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get the part off, the parts house will have it back ordered.
• Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre.
  -- Murphy's Law No. 27...
• A man's legs must be long enough to reach the ground. -- Abraham Lincol
• Lucas is the source of many of the components of the legendarily reliable British automotive electrical systems.
  Professionals call the company "The Prince of Darkness"....
• If you drop the soap, is it dirty?
• Life's a reach and then you gybe.
• The grace of God means something like: Here is your life.
  You might never have been, but you are because the party wouldn't have been complete without you....