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• It's always the partner's fault. -- The First Law of Bridge
• First Law of Bridge: It's always the partner's fault.
• Sex is like a bridge game -- If you have a good hand no partner is needed.
• The absent ones are always at fault.
• Kinkler's First Law: Responsibility always exceeds authority.
• Marge, as a trained marriage counselor, this is the first instance where I've ever told one partner that they were 100% right.
  It's all his fault. I'm willing to put that on a certificate you can frame....
• First Law of Travel: It always takes longer to get there than to get back.