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• ALL FRESHMEN PLEASE NOTE =============== To minimize scheduling confusio
  please realize that if you are taking one course which is offered at only one time on a given day, and another which is offered at all times on that day, the second class will be arranged as to afford maximum inconvenience to the student....
• First Law of Class Scheduling: Class schedules are designed so that every student will have time to waste between classes.
• In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with children.
  -- Benchley's travel distinctio...
• Second Law of Class Scheduling: A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the following semester.
• imes-or-divided-by quant. [by analogy with `plus-or-minus'] Term occasionally used when describing the uncertainty associated with a scheduling estimate
  for either humorous or brutally honest effect. For a software project, the scheduling uncertainty factor is usually at least 2....
• Two working-class expressions that seem to be creeping upwards are
  Baby needs changing," as though you were fed up with her already, and "I've potted Sharon," as though she were a shiny red billiard ball....
• imes-or-divided-by: [by analogy with `plus-or-minus'] quant.
  Term occasionally used when describing the uncertainty associated with a scheduling estimate, for either humorous or brutally honest effect....
• Murphy's Fourth Law of the Kitchen: When the meal you are preparing is on schedule, the guests will be forty-five minutes late.
  Corollary: When the guests are on time, the meal will be forty-five minutes late....