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• Seits's Law of Higher Education: The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.
• ALL FRESHMEN PLEASE NOTE =============== To minimize scheduling confusio
  please realize that if you are taking one course which is offered at only one time on a given day, and another which is offered at all times on that day, the second class will be arranged as to afford maximum inconvenience to the student....
• The one course you need for graduation is not offered your last semester.
  -- Seit's Law of Higher Educatio...
• Sixth Law of Applied Terror: At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester -- and never attending.
• First Law of Class Scheduling: Class schedules are designed so that every student will have time to waste between classes.
• Law of Class Scheduling: When you are occasionally able to schedule two classes in a row, they will be held in classrooms at opposite ends of the campus.
• Why go second class when 1st class is only $25?
• If, in the course of several months, only three worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.
  -- Law of Social Dynamics (Johnson Second Law)...