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  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. But if the bulb IS replaced, the job will go to a minority or woman contractor....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....
• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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