Related:

• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Frat boys screw in puddles of vomit....
• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
• How many drunk Irishmen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  100. One to hold the light bulb, and 99 to drink until the room starts to spin....
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....
• How many contrabassoon players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. One to hold the bulb and the other four to figure out the fingerings....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....