How Many Feminists -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Unknown. But the federal government's welfare reform will limit the number of free light bulbs a woman can receive to under 2 years supply....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to threaten that as a mother, she will be unable to provide her children light without federal assistance...
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
11. 1 to change the light bulb and 10 to form a survivors of darkness support group!...
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to file a sexual harassment lawsuit on behalf of the bulb....
How many Victorians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
<Ahem> We do not discuss this with ladies and children present....
How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Feminists don't screw at all. That's what sperm banks are for!...