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  One to screw in the bulb and a thousand to chant "Fight Darkness!...
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seventy. One to change it while the others make a 69....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Feminists don't screw at all. That's what sperm banks are for!...
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. But if the bulb IS replaced, the job will go to a minority or woman contractor....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  100. One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands and agonize about how oppressed the socket is....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....