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• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
• How many folk singers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  100. One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands and agonize about how oppressed the socket is....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seventy. One to change it while the others make a 69....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in, and two to file a sexual harassment lawsuit on behalf of the bulb....
• How many Norwegians does is take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a long story about it......
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the latter (a pun) and change the bulb....