How Many Feminists -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But if the bulb IS replaced, the job will go to a minority or woman contractor....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seventy. One to change it while the others make a 69....
How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in real good and one to call the gynaecologist....
How many Norwegians does is take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a long story about it......
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to file a sexual harassment lawsuit on behalf of the bulb....
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....