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• How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc)...
• How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
  Well, the diagnostics all check out fine, so it's a software problem....
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They always work in the dark!!!!...
• How many efficiency experts -- does it take to replace a light bulb?
  None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project....
• How many IBM engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature....
• How many EEPers -- does it take to replace a light bulb?
  Ten - 1 to replace the bulb and 9 to do a long term study of the effects on his/her social development relative to same-age peers who sat around in the dark....
• How many survivors of a nuclear war -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• How many aerospace engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know....