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• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her....
• How many Harvard/Oxford students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• How many alt.folklore.urban readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, to be dying of cancer and request that everybody around the world send him light bulbs so he can get into the Guinness Book of World Records....
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first....
• Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him....
• How many egotists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. He holds onto the light bulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in....
• How many U.S fighter pilots -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  ? Hell !, You mean it was one of OURS !?!?! Note: Topical to the shooting down of 2 allied helicopters over Iraq....
• How many cops -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one, but he is never around when you need him....