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• How many egotists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. He holds onto the light bulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• How many fighter pilots -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one because the world revolves around him....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!...
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Blondes screw in back seats, not in light bulbs, silly....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb? "What's a light bulb?
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It depends how many blondes there are, but some people prefer it with the lights off....
• How many laboratory heads (senior researchers, etc.
  ) -- does it take to change a light bulb? Five; one to change the light bulb, the other four to stand around arguing whether he/she is taking the right approach....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job....