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  Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake the ladder, and one to sue the ladder company....
• How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• How many guitarists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• How many blacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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