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• How many flute players -- does it to take to change a light bulb?
  5, one to change the bulb, one to pull the ladder out from under her, and three to bitch about how much better they would have done it....
• How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb? Sixty-nine.
• How many alto sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. One to handle the bulb, and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it....
• How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• How many Austinites/Berkeleyites/Boulderites -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. One to change the bulb and four to talk about how much better it was in the Sixties....
• How many Lutherans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Thirteen, one to change the bulb, and a committee of twelve to talk about how they miss the old one....
• How many sorority girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed....
• How many banjo players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way EARL (Scruggs) would have done it....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  10. One to change the light bulb and the other 9 to discuss how John Bonham (or Steve Gadd) would have done it !...