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• How many Radio 1 DJs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes....
• How many Reagans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  What light bulb? Note: Topical to Reagan's apparent poor memory....
• How many U.S fighter pilots -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  ? Hell !, You mean it was one of OURS !?!?! Note: Topical to the shooting down of 2 allied helicopters over Iraq....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many French horn players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks....
• How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb....
• How many light bulb jokes -- does it take to change a light bulb joke?
  Hmmmm - the probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net in any given week is ....
• How many Asians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to go to the cash & carry....
• How many people from New Jersey -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness....