Related:

• How many psychiatrists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
• Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change....
• How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?...
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How many do you think it takes?...
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How long have you been having this phantasy?...
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.