-- How many
furries
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to climb up the ladder and change the light bulb.
Three to protect the first with overkill-type weaponry, wear
clothing which emphasizes curves and musculature, and look
cute and dangerous at the same time.
Note: furries = characters in what's called "furry" science
fiction. Best depicted on cover art; the men look like
bodybuilders, the women are indescribably buxom, and both
wear some version of Tarzan/Jane-style costumes to show as
much skin and musculature as possible.
