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• How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....
• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to grow a droopy moustache....
• How many Native Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have council fires instead....
• How many pot growers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they use fluorescent bulbs instead....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in an Art Deco bulb and two to shriek "Fabulous!...
• How many real men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many Kennedys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room staff to remove it!...