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• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they get screwed in the ass instead....
• How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, we contract out for things like that....
• How many Christian Scientists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many thought police -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never was any light bulb....
• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Frat boys screw in puddles of vomit....
• How many Essex Girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they only screw in Cortina...
• How many Republicans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they only screw the poo...