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  Two, but they never change it - they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done....
• How many Geminis -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the 'Bluffer's Guide to Changing Light Bulbs....
• How many movie directors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last light bulb was much better....
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
• How many software vendors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb....
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why do you want to know? Are you a cop?...
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  That depends; what color is the bulb?...
• How many school teachers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework....