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• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Women have a supreme court, constitionally protected right to work in the dark if they choose to....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend....
• How many Chinese students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Twelve: one to screw in the light bulb, one to sit in the jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets....
• How many Stanford researchers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the ladder, one to turn the bulb, and one to bill the government for the house....
• How many Quakers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Ten to sit around in a circle until one feels the inner light....
• How many Supreme Court Justices -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Nine-three to form a plurality, two to concur in part, two to dissent one to concur in part and dissent in part with the plurality opinion, and the last to concur with the dissenters in part....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....