Related:

• How many Brown students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Eleven, one to change the light bulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend....
• How many Quakers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Ten to sit around in a circle until one feels the inner light....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many Cornell students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes twelve steps....
• How many Lutherans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Thirteen, one to change the bulb, and a committee of twelve to talk about how they miss the old one....
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the latter (a pun) and change the bulb....
• How many Maoists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One to screw in the bulb and a thousand to chant "Fight Darkness!...