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• How many roadies/sound men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job....
• How many software vendors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb....
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
• How many Alaskan men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Oh, none ... they just have one of their girlfriends do it. [bitter laugh]...
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They always work in the dark!!!!...
• How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, that's the proletariat's work!...
• How many chess grandmasters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are too "Short"....
• How many computer science students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are far too busy hacking....
• How many medical students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are too busy propping up the bar....