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• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
• How many Christian fundamentalists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
• How many Mensans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The dim bulbs aren't "changed," they are humanely euthanized....
• How many Geminis -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the 'Bluffer's Guide to Changing Light Bulbs....
• How many bankers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, bankers don't change light bulbs. Note: Ever notice that the electronic bank signs are full of burned-out light bulbs?...
• How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Capricorns can't afford new light bulbs - unless they're a legitimate business expense....
• How many Politically Correct Clergy -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Politically Correct Clergy do not change light bulbs. They ban light bulb jokes....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many Daleks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building....