-- How many
Jews
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to call the cleaning lady and the other two to
feel guilty about having to call the cleaning lady.
How many
Mac owners
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three: One to change the bulb, one to copyright the method
for changing the bulb, and one to call in the lawyers on
anyone who infringes on the "look and feel" of the bulb
changing method....