How Many Mac Owners -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one....
How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
How many Japanese industrialists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three - one to make sure the new bulb is not foreign, one to change the bulb, and one to look into the export potential of the old bulb....
How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in real good and one to call the gynaecologist....
How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!...
How many IBM PC owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to do it, but one to check the new bulb for viruses first....
How many Microsoft technicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: two holding the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet....