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• How many <ethnic> gods -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• How many liberals -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking....
• How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest the nuclear power plant that generates the electricity that powers it....
• How many <ethnics> -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  We don't know yet. No <ethnic> has ever tried to attempt this complex (by &l...
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
• How many Honor Guards -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb....