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  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
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  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many junkies -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up....
• How many Communists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
• How many publishers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author....
• How many Roman Catholics -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in, and another to repent....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
• How many Sun readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, but one is enough to screw up the joke....